To look pretty

Little Munni: Auntie, why do you put that powder on your face?

Auntie: To make myself look pretty.


Little Munni: Then why doesn't it work?

Long Indian name

A small Indian boy appeared in the class of a London school teacher for the first time and she asked him his name. 'Venkataratnam Narasimha Rattaiah," he said. When she asked, "How do you spell it?" he replied, "My mother helps me."

Santa's confession to his fiancee

'Before we get married,' said Santa to his fiancee,'I want to confess some affairs I've had in the past.'

'But you told me all about those a couple of weeks ago,' replied the girl.

'Yes, darling,' Santa explained, 'but that was a couple of weeks ago.'

Chicken Fried Rice

Ah!!..i think they forgot to add chicken-less-bones in their menu.

The great sardar kidnap

A Sardar was down on his luck. In order to raise some money, he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

He then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put 2 lakhs in cash in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Sardar."

The Sardar then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the Sardar checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

He opened the bag and found the exact amount of money as demanded with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardar?"

Indian music videos with English subtitles

With millions of views of the following Indian music videos with english subtitles, i don't know whether you have missed out these videos from buffalax, a youtuber. He came up with english lyrics for these songs. The lyrics might not be even close to what these songs really means but i am certain that you'll crack up. Just watch and see it for yourself.


Indian Thriller




Benny lava


Tunak Tunak Tun

Why do you wear that for?

Sardarji watched his flat-chested wife as she tried on her new brassiere.

'What did you buy that for?' he asked. 'You haven't got anything to put in it.'

'You wear shorts don't you?' she retorted.